Celebrity Corner

No, this is not a repost...

It looks like our favorite screw-up is still hard at it. Early Tuesday morning July 24, Lohan has busted sor the second time in just a few months for DUI. Police say that when she was searched they found cocaine in her pocket.

Lohan was pulled over near the Santa Monica Police Department after she was spotted chasing another vehicle.

When she failed a field sobriety test, police took her to the station, where it was determined her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit.

The 21-year-old "actress’" arrest happened about 2:15 a.m. in Santa Monica, near Pico Boulevard and Main Street, according to TMZ.

Here are some initial thoughts:

• Dumbass.
  
• If you know you are going to be out wasted every night, then why not just use a chauffeur? Then you don't even have to stop drinking and snorting blow from the time you leave your house. An added benefit is that you won't kill anyone, so it is a win-win.
• Chasing cars when driving past a police station wasted is not a really well thought out plan. You may want to reconsider next time.
• Coke - When you get pulled over, lose it. It's small. There are lots of options. How friggin stupid can you be?
  

And a personal not to Lindsay in case she happens to google herself and find this:

Dear Lindsay,

please chill out. You are making it nearly impossible to decide whether you or Britney should be at the top of my OD/Suicide Pool. For once, will you please think of someone other than yourself? kthx.