Celebrity Suicide/OD Death Pool

Yes, it is morbid. We do morbid here. We are comfortable with that.

Now that we have established that fact, here is our current Celebrity Suicide/OD Death Pool, in order with the top being most favored to "win".

 

Britney Spears

Britney is a constant train wreck whose only possible outcome is an early demise. With her erratic and seemingly drug fueled - or at a minimum psychotic - behavior that slips through the cracks from time to time, she seems like a safe bet.

 

Lindsay Lohan

Gaining quickly on Britney each week, Lindsay is coming on strong as a future winner. If she can keep up the relentless pace that she is on, she is destined to take the top position soon, and a "win" seems enivitable.

 

Pete Doherty

One can only walk a tight rope for so long. Pete may be the only one on this list who would actually be proud to be on it.

 

Kate Moss

Without her ties to Pete Doherty, she likely wouldn't have made this list. However, anyone self-loathing enough to be with Doherty, coupled with the public drug usage seems like a decent candidate.

 

Tom Sizemore

Meth is a hell of a drug. Tom has completely destroyed a fairly strong career as an actor over it. I wouldn't be surprised if he became a "winner" on the downside of a speed binge while reflecting on what he used to be.

 

Paula Abdul

Yes, Paula we know you have "never had anything to drink or any drugs". However, even if that was true, you are still bat-shit crazy.

 

George Michael

He actively talks about his drug use and doesn't appear to really care to stop. Anytime you are caught repeatedly slumped over the wheel of your car, you make a pretty decent candidate to become a "winner"!

 

Nick Nolte

Nick had virtually slipped off the pool list until his recent airport hijinx when he passed out on the floor while waiting for a plane. Welcome back Nick and good luck. We're all counting on you.